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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:14
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What 10 things have you stopped doing in your life?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Why am I always so tired and I don't eat enough?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
What are the best self-care practices to improve mental health?
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How do we greet in German, French, Spanish, and Italian?
Still no good.
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
Loons and Moons
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?